icnic

( Once four friends Ron, Harry,John and Paul decided to go on a picnic and they started making plans)
Ron said "I'll bring the utensils."
Harry said "I'll bring the vegetables."
John said "I'll bring oil and the spices."
Then proudly Paul said"I think the food will be more than enough for ourselves so I'll bring my wife and kids"

New Divide-Linkin Park

The new hit of the American band Linkin Park "New Divide" with it hard rock riffs and it mechanically themed breakdown was released May 18,2009.The single aired as the soundtrack of Michael Bay's "Transformers-Revenge of The Fallen".New Divide was released as a download on May 22 in the UK,Switzerland, Germany,Austria,Eastern Europe,Turkey,Taiwan.Zane Lowe previewed it on BBC 1and speculated that its "introspective" style could be "sign of things to come "but added that it was too early to make prediction.Michael Bay said "I love Linkin Park... they really delivered with 'New Divide'-its a great song that perfectly matches the films intensity".

TRANSFORMERS2 -REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

The sequel to the smash hit "TRANSFORMERS" ,"TRANSFORMERS2 -REVENGE OF THE FALLEN" directed by Michael Bay has grossed over $16 million on it's midnight premiere.The flim stars Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox on the lead role.In the first transformers movie Sam Witwicky(Shia LaBeouf) and Mikaela Banes(Megan Fox) are described as a couple who discover an alien race together and they team up with The Autobots to fight the evil Decepticons.But in this movie the onscreen couple are about to battle The Fallen and the Decepticons who want to destroy the sun to harvest energon- a power source which the Decepticons want to use to bring their younglings to life and build an evil army to rule over the universe.But the heroes ,the Autobots have vowed not to let the Decepticon another planet full of life.This action packed science fiction is the exact summer blockbuster which you can enjoy with your family and friends.The Transformers fans around the world have enjoyed it and are anxious for the third transformers movie which Bay announced would be in the cinemas in the year 2012.

JOKES

Presidential Policy
The President was looking for a call girl and he found three such ladies in a local bar: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. To the blonde he said "I am the President of the United States of America. How much will it cost me to spend some time with you?"

The blonde replied, "For you, Mr. President, it will cost $500."
To the Redhead he asked the same question. She replied "I will spend all the time you want for $1,000."

When he approached the brunette he asked the same question and she said, "If you can raise my skirt as high as you've raised my taxes, and can get your pants as low as my wages, and get that thing of yours as hard as times are now, and screw me as well as you do the public, believe me, it won't cost you a damn thing!"